Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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