Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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