that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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