You surviving the open bar?
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He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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