How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Its about making memories worth repressing
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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