the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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