you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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