i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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