Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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