Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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