Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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