He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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