I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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