i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
why is half of my head shaved?
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