Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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