I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
