Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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