is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize
