mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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