awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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