we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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