I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
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