i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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