I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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