I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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