i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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