Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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