super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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