my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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