And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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