My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
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