Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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