Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
operation harelip BJ is a go
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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