how can u be prego again
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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