Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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