so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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