Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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