i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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