No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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