Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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