I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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