Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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