Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Randomize
