She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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