is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I want to make a zoo with you.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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