So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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