Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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