I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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