He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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