we're blogging at a bar
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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