I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Come see our sink grown plant.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
