Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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