she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I'm like, not good at living.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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