haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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