awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
kristin has been a bad kristin
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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