...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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