My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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